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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 00:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

Is the Las Vegas Grand Prix considered one of the "premier events on the Formula 1 calendar?"

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

New Zealand Parliament votes for record suspensions of 3 lawmakers who performed Māori haka - AP News

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

Broadcom CEO On VMware Renewals, VCF Customers And Tomahawk 6 - CRN Magazine

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

What do you think hell is like?

No way

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

3 hours of sleep and no fatigue? Scientists uncover the secret of natural short sleepers - Times of India

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Why should the US public listen to Lauren Boebert, the queen of hypocrisy tell us, "We need morals back in our nation" when her real-time video is the heartbeat of immoral? Why does her audio not match her video?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

Why do Indian parents force their kids to do stuff?

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

5 Things to Know Before the Stock Market Opens - Investopedia

No, not a chance

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Jessica Alba sunbathes in tiny bikini while ‘channeling chill’ on wellness getaway - Page Six

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

Here is every PC and Xbox game shown during Sony's PlayStation State of Play June 2025 - Windows Central

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Is it ok for someone to crossdress in public?